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Dance like it hurts,<br /> Love like you need money,<br /> Work when people are watching. -
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You haven’t achieved equality until you’re a legitimate target for humor. -
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Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue. -
744Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. Scott Adams
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant. -
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'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses. -
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Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent. -
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. -
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public. -
152The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Scott Adams
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. -
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge. -
569Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again. Scott Adams
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again. -
567Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. Scott Adams
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there. -
131If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams
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- Quote created by Karuna Sapra
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? -
610You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles. Scott Adams
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735Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. Scott Adams
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656When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. Scott Adams
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617When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable. Scott Adams
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648There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours. Scott Adams
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