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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
378
I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities he excites among his opponents.
441
I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.
401
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
315
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
586
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
237
From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
437
Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will...
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Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of all.
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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
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Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
419
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
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A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
640
The freedom of poetic license.
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History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life and brings us tidings of antiquity.
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Law stands mute in the midst of arms.
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Endless money forms the sinews of war.
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To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child.
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Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.

What will you do if you are a Swiss Bank Manager?

If given a chance, you are the Bank Manager of a Swiss Bank, what will you do?
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