Joey Adams

Joey Adams

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Born Monday, 30 November -0001
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Uncategorized
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. Uncategorized
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' Uncategorized
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. Uncategorized
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. Uncategorized
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. Uncategorized
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. Uncategorized
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Uncategorized
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Uncategorized
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Uncategorized
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Uncategorized

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