2327  “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
2483  “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
658  There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting
1372  They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
1337  I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.