Newton's Laws of Motions - A new Dimension

Newton's 3 Laws of motion     Hello all ! Well, the topic of my discussion today is not actually what the subject line reads. I don't intend to refresh your memories of Physics with these laws of motion (this subject was always a nightmare for...

Puppets

Puppets are a kind of doll. They are used as characters in puppet shows. People who watch see the puppets full of life and spirit. Puppets need specially trained people called puppeteers to work them. They use their fingers, or strings or roads to...

Man vs. Woman

Some more rules For every one who has been witnessing the "World War - III" (NO! Not MTV Splitsvilla, fuck it!) - on my facebook account between the two sexes, here's more on to it. Re-igniting the fire! PS: The first part of the World War -...

ReviversPresents-Stuck in a Lift with

1)Washing powder NIRMA ,Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi NIRMA se aaye, Why are too much Black? NIRMA Powder use karna2)You copied the concept of COFFEE WITH KARAN. Are you both by any chance, of same orientation?3)^^^^ Reading above came a...

Here comes some jokes based on stories which i have heard or i have experienced. This stories might be not that money  lets see others laugh or not. 1.Once a college professor had gone to a marriage . The marriage got over by 11 30 in night and...

Funny PJs, Definitions and Quips

PJs Santa: Do you have any idea about the shop? Banta: Hey, I do not have an Idea, I have Airtel.   **Santa: Can you take pictures from your mobile? Banta: Oh! no, I can take only the battery and SIM card from my mobile   **Banta's...

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5 Special things of Chinese1) No Shower2) Mouth stinks worst then, that of shit3) Cant speak Hinglish4) Thinks that all the places can get Chop-sticks5) Can do the Tidious problem in a Shortcut MannerFIVE TP TO DO WHEN YOU ARE IN THE LOO1.listen to...

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THE ToP 5 bollywood actresses who are missing something.1.Kareena Kapoor~She looks more like a FLAT TV than a GIRL,maybe she's flatter than it.2.Karishma Kapoor~She can act no doubt,but i think somewhere the figure and the looksare...

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5 things you'll see while traveling Economy Class of a Plane (with 1st time fliers)1. Praying:Before the plane takes off ,sab uparwaley ko pray karna shuru kar detay hai, k kahin woh upar na pahunch jaien.PS: Dont forget to thank god for a safe...

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Things to Do at Airpot.* Start asking Everyone Toilet kaha hain.?Food COurt Kaha hain.?* Start Shouting Yeh FLight delay ho gaye (saare flights ko Delay karwa do :P )* Start SHouting yeh Flight Hijack ho gaya haawww Start Crying Laudlyy...

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5 things gal likes1) Beach side walk2) Candlelite dinner3) In the Air4) Middle of the Sea5) Last, U and Me No one else will Disturb "Gravyard"5 things Not to Write the Exams1) Forget the Hall Ticket2) Start borrowing things from others during the...

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Five ways to get rid of your date !! 1) Take a novel or newspaper with you and start reading it and ignore her.. 2) Start narrating her your re-incarnation and incident with ghosts story. 3) Complete your dinner with in 10 minutes and gargling...

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Five reason to say FML !! 1) When MTV stripped team is at your place and wanna feature you on their show. .2) When your blind date turned out to be your Ex-girlfriend .3) When you are on shopping and you had no money and the shopkeeper don't...

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things not to say when u are having a fight with ur gf 1 Will u cry now2 Sorry I was just picturing you naked3 No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time4 Whoa.... time out honey cricket is on5 Is there any way we can do this via...

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Five things you should not say in Chatrooms ASL please?Cam to cam?You are so 'kewl'!Frandship?Any hot girl for a cool dude here?Any beautiful girl for a private chat? Last 5 Things to do on a Weekend. 1) Yeh hai Jung Little Champs, Yeh hai...

Word play jokes

There are quite a few words in the English language which create confusion and can be used to create jokes and also serve as an effective literary tool: pun. Below are a few jokes belonging to this category.   Hari: As you have normal sight, I...

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Five weird places to pick a phone call !! 1) While doing important work in a loo .2) While attending a funeral :| .3) While Operating someone in operation theater .4) Where there is need of complete silence, like in Library .5) Last but not...

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5 things not to do when you find a vampire. 1.sing the song Bhooth hoon Main.2.Nice accessories huh?where did yu buy from?.3.Take a video and send it to RGV.4.go check the feet.5.invite for a coffee. Five best uses of Time travel !! .1) For...

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  Five unusual stuffs usually done after drinking !! .1) Found sleeping on toilet seat of either home or public toilet..2) Found dancing and talking with invisible personalities..3) Turned as the biggest SAINT in the world who is always right..4)...

Smart Kids..

My Nephew- Sister's son, Ajay had a visit to us on diwali vacation. That night he came to me & we this is what followed.Smart Ajay: Uncle, can I ask you a riddle? Me: OK Smart Ajay: How was the rat able to fly? Me ( ponders for a while) :...

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