SYMBOL:Bb

ATOMIC WEIGHT:55

OCCURRENCE;

1)in back benches of the class room

2)in front rows of food and amusement hall

3)in the front of class corners during class hours

PHYSICAL PROPERTY:

1)colourless in appearence,tries to act very smart

2)day dreams during class hours,with occassional glances at wrist watch

CEMICALPROPERTIES

1)has a disturbing effect on the atmosphere of the class room

2)behaviour is unpredictable

3)usually explosive when contact with lenient teachers

4)bad coductor of peace but good conductor of unnecessary comments

5)reacts with chalk piece,when in contact with black board

USES

1)good conductor of parents and friends money

2)serves headache to teachers

3)acts as a catalyst in accelerating rowdiness in classroom

TEST

1)when shifted to front benches becomes extreamly  volatile and unstable

2)etreamly sesitive to the sounds of bell at the end of periods

3)extreamly revengeful

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• Written by Anoop.
• In category Jokes & Humour.
• 15 years ago.

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