Five Things - 4
5 thing that i hear every day from my teacher...
1.trust me my child i dont have intention to hurt u..
2.are baba u dont know me,i have craziest ideas to irrtate u..
3.beta i m dealing with ur age guy since 15 year...
4.do 100 question today.and show me tomorrow.if not than X5 next day..
5.baba u wait and watch i will do with u .................
this is our thapliyal sir..asian school..u all should meet him..
2.are baba u dont know me,i have craziest ideas to irrtate u..
3.beta i m dealing with ur age guy since 15 year...
4.do 100 question today.and show me tomorrow.if not than X5 next day..
5.baba u wait and watch i will do with u .................
this is our thapliyal sir..asian school..u all should meet him..
Five most funny signs ever seen !!
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1) I am a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep it up.
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2) KUM and go
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3) No trespassing. Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again
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4) Sale Sale Sale. 0% of on selected items, today only
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5) Any person ( except players ) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.
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PS:- These signs were not at all created by me. Only random one which I have came to notice from internet and written stuffs on T-shirts
1) I am a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep it up.
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2) KUM and go
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3) No trespassing. Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again
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4) Sale Sale Sale. 0% of on selected items, today only
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5) Any person ( except players ) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.
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PS:- These signs were not at all created by me. Only random one which I have came to notice from internet and written stuffs on T-shirts
Five hyperactive threads of community.
1.List of deleted threads.
2.List of banned members.
3.Sports thread
4.MishMash threads
5.Lame thread..
Five worst replies when a gal does love proposals
1. Mujhse takraooogi Nau(9) mahiney pachtaogi.
2. I dont love you..i love ur brorther.
3. Main ladkiyon ko pyaar nahi karta.
4. kambakht ishq......* after movie it became a worst reply*
5. Mere paas badi gaadi nahi hai..nahi paisey hai..*the kills herself after dis*
5 things from Rupees to Paises
1) No car only 11 No. bus transports efficiently.
2) Cheap Neighbourhood.
3) Shouting if sick, so somebody might ask u kya hua bhai
4) Cheating / Gambling.
5) Coins flow planning
5 things to do in an elevator....
1. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more
2. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones
4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "hey Sid...kahan reh gaya tha yaar ?"
5. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5 things not get selected in Organisation
1) Late to Interview
2) Arguing with the Interviewer
3) Attitude
4) Talking about the different topics
5) Last but not least Teri Maa Ki .........Jaapi
Five famous Soap dialogues.
Five famous Soap dialogues.
1. Mihir utho mihir tum mujhe chod ke nahi jaa sakte.
2. Yeh bacha tumhara nahi hai..rahul..err. raj... nahi kya hai.
3. main tumhare bache ki maa banne waali hun
4. Mujhe divorce chahiye tumse Vinod kyu ki tum marte nahi ho.
5. Happy 199 birthday baa..
1. Mihir utho mihir tum mujhe chod ke nahi jaa sakte.
2. Yeh bacha tumhara nahi hai..rahul..err. raj... nahi kya hai.
3. main tumhare bache ki maa banne waali hun
4. Mujhe divorce chahiye tumse Vinod kyu ki tum marte nahi ho.
5. Happy 199 birthday baa..
Five things to do to lose weight !!
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1) Stop eating at all. Ladkiyan jald hi kareena kapoor AKA skeleton ban jaayengi
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2) Get bankrupt and kill someone. Tension har cheez kam kar deti hai
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3) Don't stop smoking. Weight aur breath dhuaan banke udd jaayengi :|
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4) Seek for AIDS. Fir dekh kamaal
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5) Last but not least. Shut down your computer.
1) Stop eating at all. Ladkiyan jald hi kareena kapoor AKA skeleton ban jaayengi
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2) Get bankrupt and kill someone. Tension har cheez kam kar deti hai
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3) Don't stop smoking. Weight aur breath dhuaan banke udd jaayengi :|
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4) Seek for AIDS. Fir dekh kamaal
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5) Last but not least. Shut down your computer.
5 things to take when u join SHIP
1) Boiler Suits
2) Safety Shoes
3) Winter Jackets, etc
4) Documentation
5) Last but not least very important Undies
5 things that makes you killer?
if you have the courage to pull the bottoms down of someone as hot as Raju Shriwastva
if someone calls you rakhi sawant and you give them a kiss back!
if you have killed 57 machar leaving behind that fuddu who stated himself as ab tak chappan
if you depend on 'Anita the online Psychic' to know your luck and future
if the only job you have had as yet is a blowjob
if someone calls you rakhi sawant and you give them a kiss back!
if you have killed 57 machar leaving behind that fuddu who stated himself as ab tak chappan
if you depend on 'Anita the online Psychic' to know your luck and future
if the only job you have had as yet is a blowjob
5 things not to do on 1st date !!
1> Say I love you
2> Make an attempt to Kiss her lips
3> Tell her that this is your first date ever
4> Check out other Hot chicks
5> Ask her for some change for return bus fare
2> Make an attempt to Kiss her lips
3> Tell her that this is your first date ever
4> Check out other Hot chicks
5> Ask her for some change for return bus fare
five flop films of action kumar..
1.blue...best sea action ever seen..(,,,/,_)
2.tasveer 24/7.....nazara hai..
3.chandi chonk to china...best action ever seen..(,,,/,_)
4.humko dewana ker gye...humko beep bana gye..
5.jambo..every thing gonna be alright..i dont think so akshay.
one hit film...SinGH is KIng
2.tasveer 24/7.....nazara hai..
3.chandi chonk to china...best action ever seen..(,,,/,_)
4.humko dewana ker gye...humko beep bana gye..
5.jambo..every thing gonna be alright..i dont think so akshay.
one hit film...SinGH is KIng
5 Slogans for Viagra.....
1. Viagra....the quicker dicker upper
2. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
3. We work harder, so you don't have to
4. Viagra, home of the whopper
5. "This is your p***s. This is your p***s on Viagra. Any questions ?"
top 5 sexy female politicians
1> Mayawati
2> Mamta Bannerjee
3> Jayalalitha
4> Rapri Devi
5> Uma Bharti
2> Mamta Bannerjee
3> Jayalalitha
4> Rapri Devi
5> Uma Bharti
5 Commandments of a Teenager.....
1. Thou shall not skip class...........(just take the whole day off)
2. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.......(why wait that long?)
3. Thou shalt not steal from thine parents...(everyone knows grandma has more money)
4. Thou shall not think about having sex..........(like Nike says, "Just Do It")
5. Thou shalt not get into fights.........(just start them)
5 things you wish you could put on Ebay!
1. your mobile bills
2. your bassi vegetables
3. your bassi girlfriend
4. your worn out undies
5. your bakwaas hindi teacher
2. your bassi vegetables
3. your bassi girlfriend
4. your worn out undies
5. your bakwaas hindi teacher
Five much needed superpowers !!
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1) Power to fly. Udke kissi se bhi mil lunga yaar. Aaj kal traffic ka bahut problem hai
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2) Invisibility. For the lovers of detective stories.
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3) Time travel. Humesha se history mein week raha hun sab pata chal jaayega aur aane waale time ko to handle kar hi lunga
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4) Super strength. For time pass
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5) Magic. Will be a good income source
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PS:- Expecting Supergirl's comment on this
Five things to prove that you are not KRK
1. Throw the bootle..it shud hit on target..
2. Make the coolest hair style..u shud look gud..
3. U r bank account shud not have 1 million rupees
4. u r dialogue delivery shud be gud than KRK
5. U r hieght shud be more than 5.7
1. Throw the bootle..it shud hit on target..
2. Make the coolest hair style..u shud look gud..
3. U r bank account shud not have 1 million rupees
4. u r dialogue delivery shud be gud than KRK
5. U r hieght shud be more than 5.7
Things not to say while at an audition for a reality show.
1. Jaanta hai mera BAAP kaun hai ? (Agar tuje nahi maalum toh hame kaise maalum hoga)
2. Yeh show scripted hai na. (Agar hai bhi toh bolu kyu)
3. Kitne paise doge? (Shaadi mein aaya hai)
4. Agar muje nahi loge toh aapka hii nuksaan hai. (Tuje liya toh bhi hamara hi nuksaan hai)
5. Teri Maa Ki @%¥€.. :p
5 THINKS one shouldn't ask/say in front of a girl
1.never say that she's ugly
2.neva appreciate any other girl in front of her..
3.never ask her if she ever got hooked up
4.never ask her age...
5. never ask her did she spent hours in parlour as she looking HUMAN=)))
add jingles we cant forget
->Booland Bharat Ki Booland Tasveer...Humara Bajaj...hamaraaa bajajjjjjjjj....
->kya aap closeup karte hainnnnnnn...
->Zandu Balm...Zandu Balm..peeda hari balm
->Karram-Kurram...kurram karram...Lijjat Papad
->Tanduroosti Ki Raksha karta Hai ’Life Buoy’..lifebuoy hai jaha tandorusti hai wahannnnnn
->Washing Powder Nirma...Washing Powder Nirma
->Jab Ghar ki Raunak Badhani ho-Nerolac Paints
->Doodh doodh piyo glass full doodh
->Pan Parag....Pan Masala...Pan Parag
->chubti jalti garmi ka mausam aayaaaa.....
thre r endless
most double meaning songs of bollywood...
->choli ke peeche kya hai choli ke peeche
->dhak dhina dhin.. dhina dhin dhak dhina dhin
barsat main hum se milye tum sajan tum se milye hum
->Kal saiyyaN nay aisee bowling kari,
ek over bhi maiN khel paayee nahin.
Chauthay hi gaind mein out hui,
Paanchva gaynd main jhel paayee nahin (it is really a song)
->Lekin yeh manva dolay,
jab kisi ki khatiya bolay,
chu-chu-chooN.. chu-chu-cooNu... chu-chu-chooN
->sarkai lio khatia jara lage...
->Khol kay layti rehti hooN main,
Ghar kay darvaazoN ko.
Kab tak daal kay ungli soun,
main apnay kaano mein.
->khada hai khada hai khada hai...sir pe tere aashik khada hai
kindly ignore d vulgarity
->dhak dhina dhin.. dhina dhin dhak dhina dhin
barsat main hum se milye tum sajan tum se milye hum
->Kal saiyyaN nay aisee bowling kari,
ek over bhi maiN khel paayee nahin.
Chauthay hi gaind mein out hui,
Paanchva gaynd main jhel paayee nahin (it is really a song)
->Lekin yeh manva dolay,
jab kisi ki khatiya bolay,
chu-chu-chooN.. chu-chu-cooNu... chu-chu-chooN
->sarkai lio khatia jara lage...
->Khol kay layti rehti hooN main,
Ghar kay darvaazoN ko.
Kab tak daal kay ungli soun,
main apnay kaano mein.
->khada hai khada hai khada hai...sir pe tere aashik khada hai
kindly ignore d vulgarity
5 points to confirm if you are a Rakhi Sawant fan or not
1)Are you self-obsessed or you are desparate to see yourself on TV
2)You find bald,fat,ugly men attractive
3)You pronounce Jesus as JeJus
4)You have a family history of mental disorder
5)You love to throw tantrums when you dont get your favourite chocolate
VERY VERY IMPORTANT
MUSST READ
THINGS YOU DI'NT KNOE ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
1.For beauty purposes and to live longer, Michael Jackson used to sleep in an oxygen tent
2.Jackson's Patented Anti-Gravity Boot
3. Bubble the Chimp, Michael's best friend
4.Michael Jackson was suffering from a rare genetic disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency
5.His dad nicknamed him “Big Nose”AND His close friends called him “Smelly"
THINGS YOU DI'NT KNOE ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
1.For beauty purposes and to live longer, Michael Jackson used to sleep in an oxygen tent
2.Jackson's Patented Anti-Gravity Boot
3. Bubble the Chimp, Michael's best friend
4.Michael Jackson was suffering from a rare genetic disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency
5.His dad nicknamed him “Big Nose”AND His close friends called him “Smelly"
5 things to do when a guy Ignores you
And you want to grab his attention
1)DIG(yeah..DIG) your nose with a pencil
2)Try voodoo dolls
3)Give him Jamaalghota in his drink and tell him that only you can cure him.
4)If these things doesnt work,then kidnap that guy...*evil grin*
5)And if nothing works....find yourself a new BAKRA....there are plenty of them in this world
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PS:-STOP DRESSING LIKE UGLY BETTY
1)DIG(yeah..DIG) your nose with a pencil
2)Try voodoo dolls
3)Give him Jamaalghota in his drink and tell him that only you can cure him.
4)If these things doesnt work,then kidnap that guy...*evil grin*
5)And if nothing works....find yourself a new BAKRA....there are plenty of them in this world
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PS:-STOP DRESSING LIKE UGLY BETTY
5 POINTS HOW U CAN BECOME SUPER FAMOUS IF U FEATURED IN A REALITY SHOW
1. If you are a girl expose your assets to the fullest/boys can show their physique
2. Try to be generous and helping with every one in the show
3. To become gossip king/queen abuse anyone on the show such that news channel(india tv) are forced to show your video twice or thrice a day.
4. If possible start an affair with your co-participant
NOTE: Preferably select your opposite sex.
5. Even after such an effort you haven't achieve success then try this one, it ll surely work. Spread a rumor such that u become famous overnight. for ex. a boy in reality show wanting 2 b famous can say that i have slept with XYZ actress when she was studing in college.
cheers !!!!!
My very own Fantastic Five.
1.Sita (of Ramayan) ----->Directly Affected - 3 Men + 1 Superman
Men(Ram,Laxman) Had to live in forest for so many years
They were bitten by mosquitoes so much in forest that they
were the first people to have malaria and then it kept
spreading.
(Ravan) To fight he had to take out his 10 heads, so if neck
is below fifth head, imbalance 4 on one side and five head
on other side and vice versa so spondelitis was born.
Superman(Hanu man) - He got his ass burnt by Ravana and
constripation resulted, no cure till today.
Indirectly Affected - All of us
2.Draupadi(Mahabharata)---> Direct Affected - All of Pandavas and Kauravas
Lot of fighting , and bheem kept hitting on head
leading to invention of helmet.
Indirect Effect - Dushashan pulled Draupadi's hair
leading to hair fall that angered Pandavas and led
to war , so after war hair oil was invented.
3.Helen (Of Troy) ----> Directly affected - Paris the prince of Troy
and Menelaus Helen's husband
Indirect affected - All of us
Bajrang Dal took the battle of troy seriously and
now they dont allow any man and woman together
Five must haves for becoming a 'khool dude'
-Tight tees with prints of popeye, mickey mouse etc :) or tees that say ‘sorry girls I only date models’ ‘just did it’
-White and black Jeans with yellow, blue, red washes *woohoo*
-Red, yellow , orange shoes of puma,nike available near bandra station
-A cell phone that has the best sound quality. So that you can play your ‘akon’ songs loud enough for the whole class. Generous! Why were earphones even invented ?
-Say dooooode ! wazzzaaaa ! or maybe wazzaaa bantaaai and other ‘khool’ stuff
-Tight tees with prints of popeye, mickey mouse etc :) or tees that say ‘sorry girls I only date models’ ‘just did it’
-White and black Jeans with yellow, blue, red washes *woohoo*
-Red, yellow , orange shoes of puma,nike available near bandra station
-A cell phone that has the best sound quality. So that you can play your ‘akon’ songs loud enough for the whole class. Generous! Why were earphones even invented ?
-Say dooooode ! wazzzaaaa ! or maybe wazzaaa bantaaai and other ‘khool’ stuff
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