Five things-10
things not to say when u are having a fight with ur gf
1 Will u cry now
2 Sorry I was just picturing you naked
3 No really...I was laughing about a joke I heard one time
4 Whoa.... time out honey cricket is on
5 Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
5 things not to do in an interview!
1. scratching your balls before you shake hands with the interviewer
2. asking the interviewer if you could have coffee or something to make you feel at home
3. giving random glances to the hot chicks passing by
4. asking if you could get the job in the same department as she does
5. giving the interviewer flying kisses at the end of the interview
2. asking the interviewer if you could have coffee or something to make you feel at home
3. giving random glances to the hot chicks passing by
4. asking if you could get the job in the same department as she does
5. giving the interviewer flying kisses at the end of the interview
things not to say on ur anniversary
1 I still wonder how I managed this time with you
2 Today is our what?
3 Okay lets celebrate but do we have to celebrate together?
4 I thought we only celebrated important events?
5 You want to go to restaurant ok i will drop u by...
5 things not to say on ur interview
1 Can I have a fridge at my desk to keep the beer in?
2 Do the Health Benefits cover imaginary car crashes ?
3 Sir is your daughter hot and single?
4 I m fascinated by word fire..........
5 I am soo ready to test those drugs that I have to in order to get this job........ x x x
5 famous villains audition for bed scene with Mallika Sherawat, but they gotta say 1 dialogue in bed :
1] Rape specialist Ranjith : Aaaa Babbbeee!!! Mujhe Dharmendra ne 4571 baar "Kuttey!!!!" kaha hai. Isliye i am Gonnnnaa do "doggy"-style.
2] Late Amrish Puri [sooo sorry Sir] : "Mogambo ........ khush hua!!!!"
3] Shakti Kapoor : Aaaaooooooo .......... main hoon Ballllllllllllllllllllllma. The bed is toooo uncomfortable ........... lets shift to the couch.
4] Gulshan Grover : I am changed now. Main negative roles nahi karta............. *Mallika winks* .............. "DIRTY MIND."
5] Amjad Khan : "Kitne Aadmi the???" TUm kya samajhti thi??? Sardar khush hoga??? Shabaashi dega??? Tu ne namak khaaya hai!!! Ab "goli" kha???
5 things you should not say to a girl while making ur first impression
its kind of an experience
1 I am new in town, could I have directions to your house
2 You might not be the best looking girl here but then again all are committed
3 I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you
4 Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk in the door again
5 If you really like the girl don't say this on first time talk
5 BEST WAY TO ANNOY UR TEACHER AND GET OUT OF CLASS EARLY
1 Sing the Batman theme incessantly
2 Set alarms for random times
3 Wear your pants backwards
4 Learn Morse code and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of
"Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5 Shout eureka eureka and raise your both hands and run out of class as a freak
5 things u should do to become DJ ROCKY
1 say i wont take part in this contest this is so lame and then take part in every contest
2 before result say i love this community and mods and what so ever will be result i am happy
3 after result make a thread complaining about result and abusing every one in community
4 say good bye and i am leaving this community i m done with it and join back again later
5 keep saying "I LEFT MY JOB FOR THIS I REALLY DID"
5 things one should not say to jose
1 tu vj kaise bana sale
2 do u have bear from child hood
3 hey jose can u pass my message to rhea please
4 hey did the doctor dropped u by face when u were born
5 why u pronounce ur name with j and write it with h
5 things i liked about roadies hdu
1 bull on a bull :palak
2 no man to now man : nauman
3 makeup during task : poloumi
4 pop star debut after vote out :samtat
5 jan laga dnuga dilaouge before every task : sufi
5 stupid things we ALL do.
1. travelling by railway, the train next to us start moving & we think it's our's.
2. trying to pickup an empty suitcase, thinking it's heavy & later feeling STRONG.
3. can't spot the filth on the face in 1st attempt when somebody points it.
4. while walking hand-in-hand with our date, we unconsciously change our natural walking style.
5. After sleeping in the afternoon, when we got up and see dark surrounding, we don't know what day it is!
2. trying to pickup an empty suitcase, thinking it's heavy & later feeling STRONG.
3. can't spot the filth on the face in 1st attempt when somebody points it.
4. while walking hand-in-hand with our date, we unconsciously change our natural walking style.
5. After sleeping in the afternoon, when we got up and see dark surrounding, we don't know what day it is!
things not to say ur gf while kissing
1 can u shut the light off its good when i don't see ur face
2 wow it reminds me of the time when i kissed ur sis
3 is that smell coming from u ?
4 u need to get training in this field
5 i have kissed 10 girls before this how many boys have u kissed ?
5 ADVANTAGES of WAR:
1. Soldiers will have some bravery stories to be told to their grandchildren.
2. countries come TOGETHER.
3. uncivilized areas in border area get explored.
4. world-population comes under control.
5. more employment in military and media. ;)
2. countries come TOGETHER.
3. uncivilized areas in border area get explored.
4. world-population comes under control.
5. more employment in military and media. ;)
what a jack sparrow fan does ?
1 when ur tacher say u r terrebely the worst student i have ever seen
u say "but u have seen me"
2 when u go to a party u say
"Ooooh weddings! i LOVE weddings! Drinks all around!"
3 when u get caught at ur gf's house u go to balcony smile t her dad and jump wishing ur ship will come for ur aid
4 when some one asks u for a fault u did
"I m terribly sorry i didn't know. if i see one i shall inform you immediately" and try to sneak out
5 you wake up at night saying
"why rum" "where is rum"
5 latest slangs tat can b given to ny1
* i saw u in Big Boss
* r u the co-actor in a KRK film
* wow...u just dance like sunny deol
* u told u r a roadie...but why didnt they show u in the show
* beep beep beep beep...( this one goes silent )
things to Do jabh tumhari pant fati ho from baq
* stand like yu giving respect to everyone(satnatez position)
* sit sumwhea till you dun get any colth to hide it
*wryt on your tee dat "don't look at my back"
*Pant Ko ulti kakrke phen lo Sabhko bolo this my Style .
*Pant ko ekdum upper phenoo hide it from your tee.
5n Thing Not to Ask to Jose and ayushmaan in MTV office.
*aBey!Yeh Driver aur Watchman yaha kya kar rahe hain.?
*Terko Ander entry kisne kerne ko diya.?
*Yaha koi langaar nahi baat raha samne gururdware min free khana milega.
*Tum Donno k beech main Kuch chal raha Hain kya.?
*Tum Kise Band main The.? Not Rock band Kisi shaadi main Dhekha tha :|
Five things to do when there is blackout !!
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1) Nice time for a candle light dinner. Ghar waale bhi khush .
2) Try roaming in your entire house in dark. It will give you an idea about your complete house without seeing, who knows might come handy in BLIND situations
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3)If you are scared of darkness, then go sleep in yiur garden and keep on KILLING the mosquitoes.
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4) Nice time to watch BLACK movie. So better upload it in your Laptop or mobile phones right now
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5) Last but not least, go for chiggy wiggy ( the ultimate pleasure ). Samjhdaar ko ishaara hi kaafi hai
1) Nice time for a candle light dinner. Ghar waale bhi khush .
2) Try roaming in your entire house in dark. It will give you an idea about your complete house without seeing, who knows might come handy in BLIND situations
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3)If you are scared of darkness, then go sleep in yiur garden and keep on KILLING the mosquitoes.
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4) Nice time to watch BLACK movie. So better upload it in your Laptop or mobile phones right now
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5) Last but not least, go for chiggy wiggy ( the ultimate pleasure ). Samjhdaar ko ishaara hi kaafi hai
Five things you should never ever say in public !!
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1) No he doesn't looks like a child molester.
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2) Are those real?
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3) Hey you got cool mustache. ( This one to girls )
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4) Hey he/she just looks like a porn star
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5) Mumma told me, don't you talk to the strangers
1) No he doesn't looks like a child molester.
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2) Are those real?
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3) Hey you got cool mustache. ( This one to girls )
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4) Hey he/she just looks like a porn star
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5) Mumma told me, don't you talk to the strangers
Five weird way to start a convo with a girl !!
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1) Hey nice legs. I wonder how they look when opened :|
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2) I lost my puppy, can you help me finding him. He is as much cute as you are
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3) Hey its a bet and my friends want to know if you think I am Virgin or not?
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4) You know, if I were you I would have been seating in front seat of my car ready to go for a long drive .
5) I know I know, I am not the best looking guy out here, but guess what? I am the only one talking to you right now
1) Hey nice legs. I wonder how they look when opened :|
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2) I lost my puppy, can you help me finding him. He is as much cute as you are
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3) Hey its a bet and my friends want to know if you think I am Virgin or not?
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4) You know, if I were you I would have been seating in front seat of my car ready to go for a long drive .
5) I know I know, I am not the best looking guy out here, but guess what? I am the only one talking to you right now
5 most idiotic but hit bollywood songs
->Assi chutki nabbe taal ragad ke khaini muh mein daal
->achha sila diya tune mere pyar kaaa
->sarkai lio khatia zada lage
->mein to raste se ja raha tha
->ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dai de aur badle mein up bihar le le
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