Romance Court 2
Lawyer;"How many female friends
do you have?"
De-graft;"To be frank,
I have many, but to me
she was very unique."
Lawyer;"Did you sleep
with her?"
Defendant;"Objection, my colleague
is prying into my client's privacy."
Judge;"Objection overruled, you may
continue with your question."
Lawyer;" De-graft, I repeat,
did you sleep with her?"
De-graft;"No. She was a very good
girl and I respected her. I did not
want to take away her innocence."
Lawyer;" That it what you
all say, but I say you're lying!"
De-graft;"If you think so,
you can ask her yourself,
I know that even though
she persecutes me..."
Judge;"Just answer the questions
and stop adding remarks!"
Lawyer;"Is it true that you
liked one of her friends?
De-graft;"Me? and what is this
so-called friend's name?"
Judge; "Will you stop being
damn sarcastic?"
De-graft;"To be honest, I did,
but I did not approach her
because I loved her friend
dearly and wanted to stay with her."
Lawyer;"De-graft, you are a very
good liar. Your X's friend bears
witness to the fact that you
were making passes at her
in church."
De-graft;"Yes, but not all
the time, like I told you,
I had some affection for her
but didn't encourage
because I didn't want to
break my X's heart."
Lawyer;" Who was your
closest female friend?"
De-graft;"I have a lot
of close female friends."
Lawyer;" You mean girlfriends?"
De-graft;"No, not girlfriends. Just
friends that are female."
(court laughs)
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