Will Rogers

Country American Samoa
Born Monday, 30 November -0001
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Quotes 113
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Uncategorized
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Uncategorized
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. Uncategorized
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? Uncategorized
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. Uncategorized
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Uncategorized
”Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” Uncategorized
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. Uncategorized
Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation. Uncategorized
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Uncategorized
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. Uncategorized
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. Uncategorized
You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is. Uncategorized
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. Uncategorized
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. Uncategorized
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. Uncategorized
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by. Uncategorized
Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. Uncategorized
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. Uncategorized
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Uncategorized