There are quite a few words in the English language which create confusion and can be used to create jokes and also serve as an effective literary tool: pun. Below are a few jokes belonging to this category.

Hari: As you have normal sight, I guess you could see everything on my site.

Jack: Yes, But I do not have any site, leave alone normal or abnormal.

Tom: Hey Mohan, please stop by the market, I will buy a card.

Mohan: Ok sure I can stop and you buy the card, but how can I buy the market?

Tina: Sita, didn’t you teach English yesterday? I thought that you taught English yesterday.

Sita: Yes, I always think in English as it is a good way to improve our English skills..

Lata: Be stationary Shyam, I will go and buy you something from the stationery shop.

Shyam: Sure, but How do I convert myself into stationery??

Prasad: Hey, My wife is asking me to alter the position of the altar. Should I proceed?

John: Why? It will be difficult to find the word in the dictionary next time..

X: The sea is before my home. You can easily see it.

Y: But, how is it possible, the C comes before A and B.

Z: Yes, and we cannot see letters, can we?

Tina: Would you like to be a bee in your next birth?

Nita: No, it would be better to be a living being than just an alphabet “B”.

Teacher: Students, please take a peek at the peak of the Mountain.

Ramu: Madam, I will not be able to climb a mountain to take it. Can that be found elsewhere?

Instructor: Please give your weight and wait here.

Student: But, I am not a shopkeeper to have 2 weights.

Husband: Please put on the light. I willl have some light breakfast.

Wife: Yes, I will put on the light but, I am sorry, there is no light or dark breakfast; only one type of breakfast and that is idli.

• Written by Sridevi.
• In category Jokes & Humour.
• 14 years ago.

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