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A recently fired stock trader said ... This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything and I still have my wife...

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    Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!


    Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!

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    A man meet a beggar and asked- Do you drink?
    Beggar replied No.
    Do you play gamble?
    Beggar: No.
    Have you another female other than wife?
    Beggar : No.
    The man took the beggar into his wife and said -Look this man ,who doesn't drink and does not play gamble and has no another woman and that is why he is a beggar.
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    Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

    Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
    Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' :P :P :P :P :P     v Just Kidding....
    Born to express, not to impress.
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    Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything!


    Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!


    Very convenient lol... :laugh:

    What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint ?
    Obvious - Green Paint :dry:

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!

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    Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

    Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
    Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' :P :P :P :P :P     v Just Kidding....

    Its notjoke yaar, it is all time true.
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    RobertP wrote:
    Question : What's the difference between Mother's and Girl Friend's tears?

    Answer : Mother's tears 'Effect our Heart'
    Girl Friend's tears 'Effect our Pocket' v Just Kidding....


    Its notjoke yaar, it is all time true


    Does it mean who has no bad habbits does'nt come up in life... :)

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    Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
    ,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
    ,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti

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    A talk between cat and elephant
    Cat:how old are you?
    Elephant:5 years.
    Cat:you look big.
    Elephant:I am a complan boy.
    Cat:I am 20 years.
    Elephant:You look small.
    Cat:Ponds age miracle."Barti umar mano tham si jaye'.
    Sharmistha Banerjee
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    Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
    ,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
    ,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti


    what is with month of june? i did not get the joke!
    Swetha Shenoy
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    Boy friend is fun,&Husband is gun
    ,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june
    ,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti


    I hope Imraan does not read this joke. He may really become like month of June. :laugh:

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