Newton's 3 Laws of motion
Hello all ! Well, the topic of my discussion today is not actually what the subject line reads. I don't intend to refresh your memories of Physics with these laws of motion (this subject was always a nightmare for me !) but what I want to do is to dig one step deeper into these scientific laws and analyze the philosophical aspect of theirs. Sounds a bit weird isn’t it ! When I first thought of implying such a comparison, even I asked to myself, “Hey, am I going nuts !” But then friends, engrossing myself in a deep thought process and putting my synapses to work, I finally conceived some reasonings that make me believe that apart from Physics, these laws are valid in our “QUEST for SUCCESS” as well ! (“SUCCESS” – I always love to hear this word as long as it stays with me. Infact most of us love it this way !)
1st Law of motion - Every body continues to maintain its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line unless it is compelled by an external force.
Case
Mr. A, an employee at COMPANY - Y is sitting at his desk for the last one hour, crouched forehead and thinking eyes, involved and engrossed in writing a piece of code. (So you see Mr. A is actually maintaining his state) At that point of time, Mr. B, a colleague of Mr. A comes and persuades him to get up for a cup of coffee and some chit chat. Appears normal isn’t it. But then, Mr. A’s state of uniform thinking comes to an end (and the external agency here is Mr. B along with his bait of coffee and chit chat !) So, Newton’s 1st law holds good !
Morality - This is to say that when a person does some good, he should continue to do good and not let anything bad come near to him because these bad thoughts if creep into his mind can act as external forces that will stop the good that is being done by him. This is to say that if your conscience feels what you are doing is good then continue the same and let not biased thoughts from other minds intervene your task.
2nd Law of motion - The rate of change of momentum is directly proportional to the force applied.
Case
Again we come to our beloved Mr. A and external force Mr. B. Mr. A is a very sincere employee who always arrives at time, is busy working at his screen all day, always eager to take onsite calls and complete his day’s work before leaving. So we see that the force applied by Mr. A is in the forward direction and this force takes him from the position of a Trainee, to a Programmer Analyst to an Associate ! At the same time, this chap Mr. B is always late to arrive and early to leave that too with his task unfinished. (This guy is bent on giving a head ache to his Team Leader !) You see that Mr. B is applying a force but in the backward direction and this negative force causes his career to decelerate. Voila ! Newton’s 2nd law is so correct !
Morality - The success of an individual is in his hands. The more you strive, the more you are dedicated, the more success you’ll get. Instead of citing or finding external factors for failures, you should look within yourself, analyze yourself and then put in that extra bit of force in the right direction that takes you to success.
3rd Law of Motion - Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Case
Now while protagonist Mr. A is busy working at his desk and receiving good reactions from his manager for his good actions, Mr. B is busy Orkutting from office which he should not be doing, forgot to meet an important client, and failed to pass his final test (I told you this guy is bent on getting kicked out !) and one sunny morning when Mr. A gets a mail regarding his increment, Mr. B receives a mail with the subject line – “Thanks for feeling at home at COMPANY - Y but our hospitality ends here” , oh my god, he’s fired ! (See, even God obeys Newton’s laws of motion !) So that’s the validity of the 3rd law.
Morality - Keep doing your job well and fine, and don’t worry about the result. Hard work and dedication are always acknowledged by a pat on the back and success. Don’t chase success, but chase yourself for doing good and success will follow automatically !
Puppets are a kind of doll. They are used as characters in puppet shows. People who watch see the puppets full of life and spirit. Puppets need specially trained people called puppeteers to work them. They use their fingers, or strings or roads to skillfully handle the puppets.
The most common types of puppets are string puppets, rod puppets, hand or glove puppets, shadow puppets, and ventriloquists’ figures. Puppets have been made out of many types of material, including paper, cloth, wood, and leather, metal and plastic.
String puppets are also known as marionettes. They are moved by strings attached to a puppet with joints. The puppeteer controls the movements of the joints by a wooden piece held above the stage. In Rajasthan, there are known as `Kathputli’.
Rod puppets have rods attached to parts of their bodies, which control them. In theatres, rod puppeteers are hidden behind cloth curtains. In India, rod puppets are common in Orissa and west Bengal.
Hand or glove puppets are worn like a glove over a puppeteer’s hand and arm. The fingers and wrist of the operator control the puppet’s movement. The Radha –Krishna hand puppet shows are popular in Orissa.
In shadow puppetry the shadows of figures are cast onto a white cloth screen. Usually the audience sits on one side of the screen. The puppeteers moves he puppets n the other side of the screen n front of a light. This style of puppetry has been popular in Asia for thousands of years. People there have long believed that shadow puppets stand for real spirits. So, in India, Thailand, and Malaysia, two ancient Hindu epics have been staged as shadow puppet plays for many centuries. These are Mahabharata and the Ramayana. The Ramayana is the source for the story in all major Indian puppet traditions. The Sunderkand, which deals with the heroic deeds of Hanuman, is the most popular one.
In Vietnam, water puppet shows are held during traditional village celebrations.
Puppeteers remain hidden behind a bamboo screen in shallow pond. They control the figures from below by strings running through hollow bamboo poles kept underwater. The surface of the pond serves as the stage.
Ventriloquists’ puppets share the stage with them. During performances, ventriloquists make the audience feel their figures re liking are talking with them. Puppetry is believed to have begun thousands of years ago, even before written language did. So we will never know how, why, or in what form the first puppets were used. Perhaps it began when cave people placed their hands near a fire to cast shadows on walls.
Puppets have been used to spread awareness about religion. They are also used as toys, and to amuse or educate people around the world.
Ventriloquist: - one who has mastered ventriloquism (the art of speaking without moving your lips, so the sound seems to come from someone else).
Epics: - long poems that tell the story of what gods or important people did in ancient times.
For every one who has been witnessing the "World War - III" (NO! Not MTV Splitsvilla, fuck it!) - on my facebook account between the two sexes, here's more on to it. Re-igniting the fire!
PS: The first part of the World War - III. Read it here - http://bit.ly/menwomenwarI
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Some dating tips which have been given to guys since the time when Adam dated Eve (As he had any option!?) And now, I think certain things in here, need to be changed, re-edited, modified, deleted, altered, and whatever! Starting it off, straight-away!
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1. Guys pay for the girls.
Why? Why do guys have to pay? If you broads want to be seen as "strong, independent women" I think you greedy little beings need to chip in every now and then and stop being freeloaders, at times. Right? At least, my girl pays for me. And I do it for her! Why so partial?
2. Take her to a nice restaurant.
And listen to her bitch about her weight and how much she resembles some-oh-my-God-actress, after she's done working on her heart attack.
3. Open the car door for her. (If you've a car!)
She has hands just like I do. Again, she wants to be so fucking independent she can open her own damn door. I am her date, not her limo driver.
4. Listen to her.
Sure. It's always about her, isn't it? Here's a tip for guys: Just nod your head and say "uh-huh" every now and then, they'll actually think you're paying attention. It works everytime, trust me.
5. Be punctual.
Why? It doesn't matter how early I am, she keeps finding every little thing wrong with the way she looks. Face it, women: you're never going to be happy with how you look. Just throw something on and hurry the fuck up.
6. Take an interest in what interests her.
Like I said before--Just nod your head, smile, and say "uh huh" and "I understand" or "I see" every now and then and you're gold.
7. Bring her flowers.
Just more money I have to shell out on something that will die about as fast as our relationship.
8. Girls love to dance so learn how.
Well, I like to be with her, so how about you enjoy being with your partner? Women try judging how a man is in bed by how he dances. It doesn't matter. If the guy's a good dancer and loves dance more than you... he's gay. Probably! Dancing makes me envy cripples.
9. Compliment the way she looks.
Because, we all know a woman's self-esteem is only as high as others make it. Women are in constant need of attention and reassurance. Rather pathetic if you ask me.
10. Stay Positive. Even if things don't go well it's not the end of the world.
Yeah, there's always hookers.
Honestly, I don't know why people still try. As the old saying goes, "Trying is the first step to failure."
Let it happen, whatever is happening. Bull shit!
The bottom line is - I mean there are NO fixed rules for going on a date with your lover/partner. All these rules are bullshit. And whatever I said, like always, was right! You shouldn't care, et al, about going on a date. Be normal. Be however you are. Discuss whatever you want to. Pay, if you want to. Go on a two wheeler, for avoiding being a driver. Use a tape recorder to say, "YES! YOU ARE RIGHT!" - And enjoy. Sexy, enough? If it ain't, I really don't care.
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Still too in love with myself to date others. Except myself, and her! (Don't you know she's a part of me, already? *wink*)
1)Washing powder NIRMA ,Washing powder nirma Doodh si safedi NIRMA se aaye, Why are too much Black? NIRMA Powder use karna
2)You copied the concept of COFFEE WITH KARAN. Are you both by any chance, of same orientation?
3)^^^^ Reading above came a big scream from SRK, "Nahi karan mera hai ".
Neer's reaction :- Keep him with you now, mera kaam to ho gaya.
4)Sachi mein tumhe Angels kiss kiya hain?ya sirf phek rahe ho?
5)Are you still in the phase of Len-den?
6)You started making threads just to get notice, right? Wannabe Abhinav
7)Tere naam kya hain?Kissed ya Angels??
8)^^^ Oops, I got it. It's N+HEER+MALYA( vijay malya )= Neermalya
9)When you came first on this planet, was there any blackout?
10)You love your Priyanka Sis, right?
11)Lift mein itna aandhera kyun hain?
12)Are you by any chance a watchman of this lift?
13)Accept it, that in your case(mainly display name) angels are of the same sex which you hold.
14)Are you fan of Kilwish from Shaktimaan?( Andhera Kaayam rahe )
15)I saw you in a rally against the bulbs and tubelights, why so??
16)Were you standing behind the black curtain in your mishmash videos? or is it by default?
17)Isn't it true that, you just flirt with the girls because you think it's the only way to fullfill your real motto behind your display name?
18)Are you a brand embassodor of a candle making factory?
19)Is it true that, you made a community club named as HAPPY CLUB inspired from film APKGK but you yourself were denied of its membership?
20)Stop drooling and fix the lift please. :|
P.S: No offence meant!
Here comes some jokes based on stories which i have heard or i have experienced. This stories might be not that money lets see others laugh or not.
1.Once a college professor had gone to a marriage . The marriage got over by 11 30 in night and Professor was returning home with his friend and his friend's wife. They had reached the platform and were waiting for train to come Comedy happened when the friend's wife asked funny questions like Are you going home? Will you go and sleep at home? such kind of funny questions were asked by the friend's wife .i think her friend's wife was confused what to talk so she asked anything that came in her mind.
2. Once it so happened that a company director had went as a guest judge to some function it so happened that there a person told him i know him very well. He got confused he thought how he knows him he had never been there. Than after some time another person with some sort of similar name also came to become the guest judge . Then the director realised it was all due to mistake due to similar name's . This shows that how funny things happens due to similar type of name.
3. There was a teacher of college who used to cough a lot. The students seeing this started giving teacher halls to eat. In every lecture of that teacher they carried halls and gave him. Whenever their was no lecture of teacher was there in their class they used to go to meet him in staff room and give halls. This became a regular habit for the students and teacher also. After that students finished their studies from college whenever they used to come to meet the teacher they carried halls.
These are some of the jokes mostly based on college Sir. I will be trying to come out with more jokes that i remember or have heard.