Have you ever travelled without ticket.. in a Train??
This blog is all about travelling without ticket in a Train. How to travel without ticket in a train? There requires nothing to travel without ticket, not even a ticket is required.
But the first question... Why one should travel without ticket?
There are following reasons.
1> To Save Money of Ticket Value.
2> To have fun, mixed with fear of getting caught.
3> To find that you are lucky enough to get escaped from Ticket Cheaker(TC).
I think this much are enough....
Now big QUESTION, How to travel without ticket?
Now as I said it before you need not have some thing from external. Then what? All you need is the confidence to walk & you are done. Ticket chekers checks only those who look suspicious, who are not able to make eye contact with them. tho look nervous, how have fear in their face.
So rule is to Walk with confidence. But how can you look in eyes, or make eye contact with TC it will be the difficult task, but I never told you to Make an eye contact. So what could be done? If you have mobile, take it out Call any one if you want to make a call, or just place it on your ears as you have dialled a no. Have a smile. If you have watch in your hand try to make it visible. & Look busy looking else where. Where? You can find number of BEAUTIFULLs around you, watch them, this will show your confidence.
Now.. what are the chance that you will get Caught???
Just 1.. You need a BAD LUCK to get caught. Yes and if you have it with you, you could not be saved even if you have a ticket.
HOW ? Recently my friend was travelling in a train, he has a GOOD habbit of always having a ticket but he always complains that HE IS NEVER ASKED BY ANY TC FOR THE TICKET.... That day too he had a ticket. He was in train which was running....... Then soon their came a TC, asked for Ticket. He put his hand in upper pocket of shirt, where he remember he kept the ticket. But soon he realise that its torn (shirt) from inside, He looked nervous, & TC realised that my friend is ticketless. My friend said he had a ticket, & search in some other pockets, pants, wallets etc. but was sure that he had missed it & was to miss some thing more. He realised that its pointless to talk... & paid Rs 260 as FINE.
So he brought the Ticket but with it he also had BADLUCK.
Another incedent... this is another friend. He was going for interview. He went, at interview they asked for Rs100 as registration charge & in turn gave him a file, The interview happened, he found that he was not selected ( because he was told to be called later where selected member have to go for next round same day). He was very angry that he was not selected & also he wasted Rs100. He decided to travel ticketless. He entered Train, it was trains last or first stop, so train would be halting there for 10 mins. He found a window seat. But... yes the TC came & asked for ticket. He asked how much is the fine. TV replies-260, He took his wallet, & handed over Rs 260 to TC & colledted a Receipt. He didn't got caught becauce he was ticketless, but because of his BADLUCK.
So the moral of these story is. To get caught be TC you are not required to be Ticketless, but with your BADLUCK.
But how can you be saved if you don't have a Ticket & dont have a BADLUCK TOO??
Nice question.... If you are not travelling with your badluck, the chances are less that you will meet a TC. So there is nothing wrong in trying a journey Ticket less.
WARNING-- NEVER RUN OR JUMP FROM A RUNNING TRAIN your life values more than Rs 260.
All your Positive & Negative Comments are Welcomed.
5 thing that i hear every day from my teacher...
2.are baba u dont know me,i have craziest ideas to irrtate u..
3.beta i m dealing with ur age guy since 15 year...
4.do 100 question today.and show me tomorrow.if not than X5 next day..
5.baba u wait and watch i will do with u .................
this is our thapliyal sir..asian school..u all should meet him..
Five most funny signs ever seen !!
1) I am a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep it up.
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2) KUM and go
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3) No trespassing. Violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again
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4) Sale Sale Sale. 0% of on selected items, today only
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5) Any person ( except players ) caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.
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PS:- These signs were not at all created by me. Only random one which I have came to notice from internet and written stuffs on T-shirts
Five hyperactive threads of community.
2.List of banned members.
3.Sports thread
4.MishMash threads
5.Lame thread..
Five worst replies when a gal does love proposals
2. I dont love you..i love ur brorther.
3. Main ladkiyon ko pyaar nahi karta.
4. kambakht ishq......* after movie it became a worst reply*
5. Mere paas badi gaadi nahi hai..nahi paisey hai..*the kills herself after dis*
5 things from Rupees to Paises
2) Cheap Neighbourhood.
3) Shouting if sick, so somebody might ask u kya hua bhai
5 things to do in an elevator....
2. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones
4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "hey Sid...kahan reh gaya tha yaar ?"
5. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
5 things not get selected in Organisation
2) Arguing with the Interviewer
3) Attitude
4) Talking about the different topics
5) Last but not least Teri Maa Ki .........Jaapi
Five famous Soap dialogues.
1. Mihir utho mihir tum mujhe chod ke nahi jaa sakte.
2. Yeh bacha tumhara nahi hai..rahul..err. raj... nahi kya hai.
3. main tumhare bache ki maa banne waali hun
4. Mujhe divorce chahiye tumse Vinod kyu ki tum marte nahi ho.
5. Happy 199 birthday baa..
Five things to do to lose weight !!
1) Stop eating at all. Ladkiyan jald hi kareena kapoor AKA skeleton ban jaayengi
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2) Get bankrupt and kill someone. Tension har cheez kam kar deti hai
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3) Don't stop smoking. Weight aur breath dhuaan banke udd jaayengi :|
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4) Seek for AIDS. Fir dekh kamaal
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5) Last but not least. Shut down your computer.
5 things to take when u join SHIP
2) Safety Shoes
3) Winter Jackets, etc
4) Documentation
5) Last but not least very important Undies
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if someone calls you rakhi sawant and you give them a kiss back!
if you have killed 57 machar leaving behind that fuddu who stated himself as ab tak chappan
if you depend on 'Anita the online Psychic' to know your luck and future
if the only job you have had as yet is a blowjob
5 things not to do on 1st date !!
2> Make an attempt to Kiss her lips
3> Tell her that this is your first date ever
4> Check out other Hot chicks
5> Ask her for some change for return bus fare
five flop films of action kumar..
2.tasveer 24/7.....nazara hai..
3.chandi chonk to china...best action ever seen..(,,,/,_)
4.humko dewana ker gye...humko beep bana gye..
5.jambo..every thing gonna be alright..i dont think so akshay.
one hit film...SinGH is KIng
5 Slogans for Viagra.....
1. Viagra....the quicker dicker upper
2. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
3. We work harder, so you don't have to
4. Viagra, home of the whopper
5. "This is your p***s. This is your p***s on Viagra. Any questions ?"
top 5 sexy female politicians
2> Mamta Bannerjee
3> Jayalalitha
4> Rapri Devi
5> Uma Bharti
5 Commandments of a Teenager.....
1. Thou shall not skip class...........(just take the whole day off)
2. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.......(why wait that long?)
3. Thou shalt not steal from thine parents...(everyone knows grandma has more money)
4. Thou shall not think about having sex..........(like Nike says, "Just Do It")
5. Thou shalt not get into fights.........(just start them)
5 things you wish you could put on Ebay!
2. your bassi vegetables
3. your bassi girlfriend
4. your worn out undies
5. your bakwaas hindi teacher
Five much needed superpowers !!
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PS:- Expecting Supergirl's comment on this
1. Throw the bootle..it shud hit on target..
2. Make the coolest hair style..u shud look gud..
3. U r bank account shud not have 1 million rupees
4. u r dialogue delivery shud be gud than KRK
5. U r hieght shud be more than 5.7
Things not to say while at an audition for a reality show.
1. Jaanta hai mera BAAP kaun hai ? (Agar tuje nahi maalum toh hame kaise maalum hoga)
2. Yeh show scripted hai na. (Agar hai bhi toh bolu kyu)
3. Kitne paise doge? (Shaadi mein aaya hai)
4. Agar muje nahi loge toh aapka hii nuksaan hai. (Tuje liya toh bhi hamara hi nuksaan hai)
5. Teri Maa Ki @%¥€.. :p
5 THINKS one shouldn't ask/say in front of a girl
1.never say that she's ugly
2.neva appreciate any other girl in front of her..
3.never ask her if she ever got hooked up
4.never ask her age...
5. never ask her did she spent hours in parlour as she looking HUMAN=)))
add jingles we cant forget
->kya aap closeup karte hainnnnnnn...
->Zandu Balm...Zandu Balm..peeda hari balm
->Karram-Kurram...kurram karram...Lijjat Papad
->Tanduroosti Ki Raksha karta Hai ’Life Buoy’..lifebuoy hai jaha tandorusti hai wahannnnnn
->Washing Powder Nirma...Washing Powder Nirma
->Jab Ghar ki Raunak Badhani ho-Nerolac Paints
->Doodh doodh piyo glass full doodh
->Pan Parag....Pan Masala...Pan Parag
->chubti jalti garmi ka mausam aayaaaa.....
thre r endless
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->dhak dhina dhin.. dhina dhin dhak dhina dhin
barsat main hum se milye tum sajan tum se milye hum
->Kal saiyyaN nay aisee bowling kari,
ek over bhi maiN khel paayee nahin.
Chauthay hi gaind mein out hui,
Paanchva gaynd main jhel paayee nahin (it is really a song)
->Lekin yeh manva dolay,
jab kisi ki khatiya bolay,
chu-chu-chooN.. chu-chu-cooNu... chu-chu-chooN
->sarkai lio khatia jara lage...
->Khol kay layti rehti hooN main,
Ghar kay darvaazoN ko.
Kab tak daal kay ungli soun,
main apnay kaano mein.
->khada hai khada hai khada hai...sir pe tere aashik khada hai
kindly ignore d vulgarity
5 points to confirm if you are a Rakhi Sawant fan or not
VERY VERY IMPORTANT
THINGS YOU DI'NT KNOE ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON
1.For beauty purposes and to live longer, Michael Jackson used to sleep in an oxygen tent
2.Jackson's Patented Anti-Gravity Boot
3. Bubble the Chimp, Michael's best friend
4.Michael Jackson was suffering from a rare genetic disease called Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency
5.His dad nicknamed him “Big Nose”AND His close friends called him “Smelly"
5 things to do when a guy Ignores you
1)DIG(yeah..DIG) your nose with a pencil
2)Try voodoo dolls
3)Give him Jamaalghota in his drink and tell him that only you can cure him.
4)If these things doesnt work,then kidnap that guy...*evil grin*
5)And if nothing works....find yourself a new BAKRA....there are plenty of them in this world
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PS:-STOP DRESSING LIKE UGLY BETTY
5 POINTS HOW U CAN BECOME SUPER FAMOUS IF U FEATURED IN A REALITY SHOW
1. If you are a girl expose your assets to the fullest/boys can show their physique
2. Try to be generous and helping with every one in the show
3. To become gossip king/queen abuse anyone on the show such that news channel(india tv) are forced to show your video twice or thrice a day.
4. If possible start an affair with your co-participant
NOTE: Preferably select your opposite sex.
5. Even after such an effort you haven't achieve success then try this one, it ll surely work. Spread a rumor such that u become famous overnight. for ex. a boy in reality show wanting 2 b famous can say that i have slept with XYZ actress when she was studing in college.
cheers !!!!!
My very own Fantastic Five.
Superman(Hanu man) - He got his ass burnt by Ravana and
Indirectly Affected - All of us
2.Draupadi(Mahabharata)---> Direct Affected - All of Pandavas and Kauravas
Indirect Effect - Dushashan pulled Draupadi's hair
Bajrang Dal took the battle of troy seriously and
-Tight tees with prints of popeye, mickey mouse etc :) or tees that say ‘sorry girls I only date models’ ‘just did it’
-White and black Jeans with yellow, blue, red washes *woohoo*
-Red, yellow , orange shoes of puma,nike available near bandra station
-A cell phone that has the best sound quality. So that you can play your ‘akon’ songs loud enough for the whole class. Generous! Why were earphones even invented ?
-Say dooooode ! wazzzaaaa ! or maybe wazzaaa bantaaai and other ‘khool’ stuff
5 things ppl say to Rakhi Sawant
* oyeee tujhe pappi kaun diya
* tumhara age kitna hai.... 45 kya...????
* tumhaare swayamvar tumne kya ladko ko paise diye the aane ke liye
* tum itna bakbak kyun karti ho..??????
* Zuban Pe Lagam Do
What you should do to PATAO your sexy Chemistry Sir.
1)Tell him that he acts as a base for your acidic solution and he neutralises you completely.
2)Ask him how chemistry,physics,thermodynamics and human beings are connected?
3)Tell him that Gold's atomic number should be 143 ?!?!
4)Tell him that every time you see him you have an exothermic reaction
5)Ask him "what concentration of alcohol would you like to have"?
5 things not to ask in internet cafe
1 aa virus file download nahi ho rai!
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2 woh wale sites ke naam bola na pls!
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3 bhaiya aapka internet username aur password bolna!
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4 (switch off the monitor) shout very loudly aa on nahi ho rai!
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5 ask how to get the address of your gf.
5 Things not to do in internet cafe
1.speak out the password of your internet banking very loud!
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2.Open tutorials how to make a bomb and start making it
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3.go to other cabin and ask them can we chat?
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4.Ask the person to connect web cam and then start taking pics of your body..
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5.Get the feel of playing games in PSP and start shouting..
Five reasons to become a bald headed person !!
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1) You want more wind on your heads' skin
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2) To unburden yourself from shampooing hair, even if its once in a year
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3) Wanna compete with Paresh rawal or Stone cold steve austin
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4) Just because girls are more attracted towards bald guys
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5) Last but not least, to donate your hair. After-all you believes in charity
5 things u have to follow when u give a gal lift on your bike
* alwayzz wear a helmet ( safety frm both police nd jaan pehchan waale )
* alwayzz drive the bike at 30-40 speed ( b steady nd slow...take ur time )
* drive karte waqt idhar udhar mat dekhna ( adjust ur mirrors so tat u can only see
her face )
* bike ka petrol ka tank full rakhna ( nahi toh bike leke paidal jaana padega )
* break kam marna bike ka ( dont follow this rule...disc break marna kabhi kabhi )
5 ways to spot difference between a DOG and a MAN
1) Dog pees with one leg up and is proud of his family jewel while man faces the wall to hide it
2) Dogs dont fight for the Remote.....
3)Dogs are more loyal than a Man and doesn't look at other bitches as long as the scooby snack is in your hand...
4)Dogs are not pushed outta room while Girls are changing clothes.....
5)Dogs like their ball and they grab it and hold onto it...
5 things girls should not do in public
1.Applying Make up.
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2.Wear a mini skirt and tell your frnds very loud this dress is too big for me.
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3.Discussing about the Balika Vadhu in public on your phone.
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4.Fighting with your bf/husband.
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5.Audible burps or farts
Five ways to get rid of heat !!
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1) Go for a trip/holiday to a hill station. Prefer NORTH POLE
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2) Kill someone and keep on denying that you the charges. Police will certainly provide you third degree torture which includes ICE treatment
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3) Desi style apnao. Gille ( wet ) towel ko Standing fan ke aage latkaao
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4) Bahut badboo maar rahe ho, naha ke aao, aur garmi bhagaoo
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5) Idea stolen from prehistoric cavemen. Nange ( naked ) ho jaao
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PS:- Take it seriously
5 steps to kill a mosquito...
* ek macchar ko pakdo
* usko kuch khilao pilao
* then usko gudgudi do...
* jab woh apna muh khole hasne ke liye...uske muh pe allout dal do
* then muh pe cellotape mar do...
five easy steps to become an emo wannabe
- Use all the kohl available in your house. Borrow some from your neighbor too. And then apply it to whatever you call as ‘eyes’
- Get a haircut that will hide your eyes,ears and nose completely.
- Write quotes,poems related to death, blood, darkness, sadness and post them everywhere. Orkut, facebook, twitter just everywhere!
- Your favourite hobby should be cutting wrists and talking about kiki
- Write things like rad, rawr,