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    What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
    Monkey saves this message &
    Donkey deletes this message.
    Choice is yours

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    Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    "Me sick, no work"
    Boss SMS back:
    "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
    2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
    "Me ok, your wife very sweet"

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    Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad
    Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad
    Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad
    KHUDA Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad

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    HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

    If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

    M0ral:
    always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

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    thanks for this funny sms this is really a funny sms.
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    A guy prints and pastes his prayers on the wall
    and at bedtime he points at them and says: "Lord please read them, am feeling sleepy.

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    Jack: are you pregnant?
    Girl: Not at all.!
    Jack: Then why whenever I send u an sms, your delivery report comes

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    Can v do romance in the evening today?

    I'm in a good mood
    Just a little bit of kissing and biting

    reply me soon!

    urs lovingly

    "MOSQUITO"

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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    Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

    Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

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