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    Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
    Rest have



    Girlfriends...... :woohoo:
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    JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega.
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    Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega . . .

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

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    Santa and Banta got tired of using their cell phones and for a change they decided to use pigeons to send messages and this worked very fine....

    One day Santa sends his pigeons.

    Banta sees, the pigeons is without any message. He picks his mobile and asked Santa: The pigeon is without any sweet message.

    Santa: Oye Khotey, that was a missed call. :laugh:
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    What is similarity between Bill Gates & me?
    Don't know??
    He never comes 2 my house
    & I never go 2 his house

    EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW ....
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    teacher teaching algebra to student
    A=B=C
    it means A=C
    sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
    student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

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    Girl: Do u have any sentimental love cards????
    Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
    Girl: Great! I want 10 of them.
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    A – you are Attractive
    B – you are the Best
    C – you are Cute
    D – you are Dear to Me
    E – you are Excellent
    F – you are Funny
    G – you are Good-Looking
    H – hehehe
    I – I'm
    J – JOKING
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    In an African Safari a lion suddenly bounce on Santa's wife

    Wife- Shoot him! Shoot him!

    Santa- Yes! Yes, I am changing the battery of my camera.
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    What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
    examination????

    Dad they questioned me for 5 hours but I never told them anything.
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    Air and students have the same mentality....

    How???

    Both turns the book's pages without reading!!! :laugh:
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