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Person 1: Nice,Beautiful,Wonderful.
Person 2: Are you telling me
Person 1: No. I am excited with natures beauty
Boy messages text his Girl "Honey, I can't live without you! When you come to me?
"Here is the KILLING Reply -"Who is dying!
I lost my saved numbers, kindly tell me your name?"

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

I pity the fate of Lord krishna who was forced to spend enormous amounts on the cosmetics not on one but on 16000 Gopikas.
Buyer: How much the banana cost?
Seller: It cost Rs.5
Buyer: Can you give it for Rs.3
Seller: You will get only peel for that money
Buyer: I give you Rs.2 for the banana and you keep the peel with you.
My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said that at the end of this ruler is a dumb. I got a detention after asking which end!

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Teacher : What you call a person finish degree after graduation?
Student: Post graduate
Teacher: Good. What will you call a person who finish master degree?
Student: Post Master
Teacher : What you call a person finish degree after graduation?
Student: Post graduate
Teacher: Good. What will you call a person who finish master degree?
Student: Post Master


Ha.haa :laugh: :laugh: good one

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Teacher: What will you do on Janmashtami?
Student: Pray the lord for wisdom and eat butter
Teacher: can you give the butter to me
Student: No mam. its only for children.
Wife: If I would have been married to a Monster, I would have been felt much better than with you...
Man: But marriages are not allowed in same blood relation!!

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Teacher: Tell me common thing between Gandhi,Buddha,Jesus,
Student: They are born on government holidays.
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