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Yam Raj in a press conference :
"I'm pleased to announce that I have invented a new "Torture Tool to punish the Sinners."
Reporter : What's that Sir?
Yama : Indian TV
Virus : I am a new serial virus and want to attack people.
Scientist : Whom you want to attack?
Virus : Serial producers and Directors only
Scientist: Why?
Virus: They are doing my duty
Dad,  younger sister spoiled your painting ,complained the artist's elder daughter.
It's OK. It's price in the market shoots up, the artist replied non chalantly
Why Egypt children get confused?
Their DADDY becomes MUMMY after death.
If it takes 2 days for painting the wall, how many days, it would take if you join them?teacher.
same 2 days. Student.
How come? Teacher.
I'm a lazy one. Student.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope!!

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

Doctor : What is the problem?
Patient: Don't know. check me
Doctor: Memory loss
Patient: Can i go for a second opinion?
Doctor: You will lose everything.
Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working
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Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven’t paid the bill..
How irresponsible they are..!!!!

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Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai: "Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig.

“A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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