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    Teacher : Please tell me the operating system name which is 14 times better than windows 7
    Student: Windows 98.
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    Q: Who earns money driving their customers away?
    A: A taxi driver. :lol: :lol:

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Teacher : Do you know the reason why the bees hum?
    Student : They don't know how to express words
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    The First 3 Years of Marriage
    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    How the mouse escaped from the closed room?
    It just double clicks an icon and the window opened it escaped through it.
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    4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:

    1. Wife’s Smile
    2. Wife’s Tear
    3. Wife’s Looks

    And the most dangerous,

    4. Wife’s Missed Call.! :angry:

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Police: After verifying documents asking the Man here it is mentioned that you are wearing spectacles.
    Man : I have contacts
    Police: I don't need your contact details i will put the fine and you must pay it.
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    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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    Why people are not speaking with him?
    He is not brushing his teeth for the past of 1 year.
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    Employee to his boss,
    “Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”

    The boss replied,
    “The Company cannot compensate for the accidents happened outside of the company.”

    http://www.comparenshop.in

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