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    TEACHER: Kashif, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    Kashif: I is ......

    TEACHER: No, Kashif. Always say, "I am."
    Kashif: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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    2 Rules in the house.
    No.1 Rule : Wife is always right.
    No.2 Rule : If the wife is right, refer Rule No.1


    I thought..these rules were applicable only for a boss in an office..times have changed!! :ohmy:

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    2 Rules in the house.
    No.1 Rule : Wife is always right.
    No.2 Rule : If the wife is right, refer Rule No.1


    I thought..these rules were applicable only for a boss in an office..times have changed!! :ohmy:


    Yes. Times changed . With them rules also changed.
    Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
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    ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".
    Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel". :lol:

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    That was British regime. An English traveler wanted to lodge a complaint. He searched for the TC.when he met the TC,
    Traveler: Who's the TC?
    TC : I is the TC.
    traveler: Are you the TC?
    TC: (impatiently) Yes, yes. I are the TC.
    Thank you said by: Mousumi Ghosh
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    Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A: No idea.(No-eye deer)

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Teacher: What's your mother tongue?
    Student: my mother tongue is Telugu. Father tongue is English. And my tongue is Telgish.
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    Teacher: What's your mother tongue?
    Student: my mother tongue is Telugu. Father tongue is English. And my tongue is Telgish.


    Good one.. :laugh: :laugh:

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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    Interviewer: what's your present job?
    Candidate: searching for a job is my present job.
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    The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns."
    Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"

    “A mistake is a crash-course in learning” – Billy Anderson

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