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Funny sms

in Humor & Jokes 11 years ago
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    What happened 2 ur mobile?
    I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg:
    Welcome 2 the jungle network,
    the monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.

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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    Judge:You are Accused of RAPE,so u r FinedRs.11461.Man:Mylord why exactly Rs.11461?Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape,4%VAT and 10.2%Entertainment Tax.
      
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    by » 11 years ago

    Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
    Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

    Thank you said by: Ravishankar Prasad
      
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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    Santosh Kumar Singh Wrote:
    [quote]Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
    Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!![/quote]

    Ha Ha Ha..Really nice one sir ji..I like it..
      
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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    संता ने कस्टमर केयर फोन किया और बोला - “मेरी भैंस सिम खा कर भाग गई !”

    कस्टमर केयर - ”तो मैं क्या करूं ?”

    संता - “मुझे यह बताओ कि कहीं रोमिंग तो नहीं लग रही है ?”

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

      
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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    लड़के ने लड़की को आइसक्रीम लाकर दी.

    लड़की: थैंक्स.

    लड़का: सिर्फ थैंक्स !

    लड़की: तो तुम्हें किस चाहिए न ?

    लड़का: बकवास मत कर, मुझे आधी आइसक्रीम चाहिए !

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

      
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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    New Economic Analysis:

    Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
    Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates....
      
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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    Really very nice.Thank you for sharing.
      
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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush your Teeth........
      
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  • Re: Funny sms

    by » 11 years ago

    Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
    Ans:
    Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
    &
    Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

    Santosh Kumar Singh


    http://experienceofknowledge.blogspot.com/

     

      
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