When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person you love,
1 you hate,
1 you always think of and
1 you wish to kill.
Now,keep guessing why I sent it to you.

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What happened 2 ur mobile?
I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg:
Welcome 2 the jungle network,
the monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.

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Judge:You are Accused of RAPE,so u r FinedRs.11461.Man:Mylord why exactly Rs.11461?Judge:Rs.10000 for Rape,4%VAT and 10.2%Entertainment Tax.
Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

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Thank you said by: Ravishankar Prasad
Santosh Kumar Singh Wrote:
[quote]Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!![/quote]

Ha Ha Ha..Really nice one sir ji..I like it..
संता ने कस्टमर केयर फोन किया और बोला - “मेरी भैंस सिम खा कर भाग गई !”

कस्टमर केयर - ”तो मैं क्या करूं ?”

संता - “मुझे यह बताओ कि कहीं रोमिंग तो नहीं लग रही है ?”

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लड़के ने लड़की को आइसक्रीम लाकर दी.

लड़की: थैंक्स.

लड़का: सिर्फ थैंक्स !

लड़की: तो तुम्हें किस चाहिए न ?

लड़का: बकवास मत कर, मुझे आधी आइसक्रीम चाहिए !

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New Economic Analysis:

Its better to have a Long distance Relationship:
Because, S.T.D. rates are much Lower than Fuel Rates....
Really very nice.Thank you for sharing.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush your Teeth........
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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