Great joke! LOL!

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    by » 6 years ago


    Read this nice joke on facebook! :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:

    Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?

    Papa- Bilkul marte the

    Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)


    Thank you said by: usha manohar

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Read this nice joke on facebook! :woohoo: :woohoo: :laugh: :laugh:

    Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?

    Papa- Bilkul marte the

    Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi?

    LOL......... I remember to have read this somewhere, but I had forgotten it. And I felt it as a fresh one when reading it. Some words were different though, but thanks for the good one.

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Another great joke I read today!! The best answer to a greedy prospective groom! :evil:

    Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya
    .
    Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
    ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho
    .
    Par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai
    mujhe car dene ki?
    Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya-
    Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane
    dene ki hai...
    Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport
    banane ki?

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)


  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Another great joke I read today!! The best answer to a greedy prospective groom! :evil:

    Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya
    .
    Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
    ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho
    .
    Par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai
    mujhe car dene ki?
    Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya-
    Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane
    dene ki hai...
    Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport
    banane ki?


    LOL that's a good one Tit for tat ...smart girl ! :cheer:

    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!


    Thank you said by: Kalyani Nandurkar

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Some of the Sardarji jokes are really funny, adding a couple of them...

    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardarji: I was born in India ..
    Boss: which part?
    Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A Teacher giving a lecture on population:
    "In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!.
    "


    Usha ji don't use sardar word if any sardar read it he will annoyed on you. They don't like that some one proved that we are fool.
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  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Some of the Sardarji jokes are really funny, adding a couple of them...

    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardarji: I was born in India ..
    Boss: which part?
    Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A Teacher giving a lecture on population:
    "In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!.
    "


    Usha ji don't use sardar word if any sardar read it he will annoyed on you. They don't like that some one proved that we are fool.


    Definitely not ! I have several friends belonging to the sikh community and we all joke about this...But as yoiu rightly point out there may be others who do feel offended...I would like to post some statistics about them...



    Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, it simply means that you are two steps ahead !!!


    Thank you said by: Adityaa

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Some of the Sardarji jokes are really funny, adding a couple of them...

    Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardarji: I was born in India ..
    Boss: which part?
    Sardarji: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .


    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    A Teacher giving a lecture on population:
    "In India after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
    A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!.
    "


    Usha ji don't use sardar word if any sardar read it he will annoyed on you. They don't like that some one proved that we are fool.


    Definitely not ! I have several friends belonging to the sikh community and we all joke about this...But as yoiu rightly point out there may be others who do feel offended...I would like to post some statistics about them...




    I have yet to come across a sardar who does not appreciate or laugh at sardar jokes. IN fact all the sardars I know themselves contribute most of such jokes!

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)


    Thank you said by: usha manohar, Adityaa

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Here is my contribution of one Sardar joke:

    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..

  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Here is my contribution of one Sardar joke:

    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..


    He cant be a real sardar, some cars start with diesel and LPG and sardars know it well as they are the best mechanics in the world. sardar cane make a car run even by any liquid containing alcohol. It can make both of them tipsy or torvy but it makes them run smoothly, try them.

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  • Re: Great joke! LOL!

    by » 6 years ago


    Here is my contribution of one Sardar joke:

    Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol..


    Ha ha ha! A real Sardar! :woohoo:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)


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