Man (seeking to lodge a complaint at the police station):
"I have lost my dog
Police Inspector: "Why dont you place an advertisement in the newspaper?"
Man: "Don't be silly, inspector! My dog can't read!"
A police man stops a lady and asks for her licence. He says,
"Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The Women answered, I have contacts."
The police man replied, "I don't care whom you know! I'm still giving you challan(Fine ticket)!"
Publisher: "Have you written this poem all by yourself?"
Young Poet: "Ofcourse, every word of it."
Publisher: "Well i am very glad to meet you, Mr.Edgar Allan Poe. I was afraid you were dead a long time ago."
A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job."
"What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen.
The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."
Q: How many salespeople does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: None. "You don't need a new light bulb - you need to upgrade your socket to the newest version."
A2: Just one, but it'll take technical support weeks to sort out the mess left behind.
A3: Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under him.
