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A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....
What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
* Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her?
socho socho nahin yar aplog nahin bata sakte.............
* 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...
George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time.
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
"Do you drink?" the girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law."
"First tell me whether it is a question or an invitation" asked son-in-law.
Wife - A great disaster was averted today. When my mother was passing from below the clock, it fell. Had she been late by a few seconds, the bloody thing would have fallen on her.
Husband - "I know this useless clock is always slow!!"
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