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    There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
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    Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
    Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
    Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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    Medical Shayari
    When you breathe, you respire!
    Wah Wah!
    When you breathe, you respire!
    Wah Wah!

    When you don't breathe, you expire!
    Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
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    @akash

    you are good at jokes i guess.

    its good habit 2 make other laugh

    keep going.
    :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo: :laugh: :woohoo:
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    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

    Son: That's why I say she's no good!
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    A sign seen outside a gym:

    "Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!" :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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    B)
    No way, she has to surrender. Be careful with his husband,because he is ready to answer.

    and second thing is she has to ask like this " I was not dreaming about book" give me the diamond,. :woohoo:

    then husband will like: :ohmy:
    Chant Hare krishna and be happy!!
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    ha ha ha

    very funny !!

    Nice jokes!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Software Engineers never die...They just go offline.

    http://jokesthegreat.blogspot.com
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    Legal voting age for boys-18,legal marrying age for boys-21.
    What does it prove?.
    It proves you need more experience to control a wife than a country...
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    A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich.

    He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

    As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn’t even pay for your sandwich!”

    “Hey, man, I’m a PANDA!” the panda shouts back. “Look it up!”

    The manager opens his dictionary and reads: “Panda: a tree-dwelling mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
    :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
    - W. C. Fields :)

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