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    Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
    Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it

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    Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?
    A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit)
    (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)

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    A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
    The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
    The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

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    This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.
    A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)

    A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
    B: Still no idea.

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    A: Meet my new born brother.
    B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
    A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.

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    Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
    A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel.

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    Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
    A: An envelope.

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    Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
    A: Wet.

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    Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
    A: A stick.

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    Q: Where do you find giant snails?
    A: On the ends of their fingers.
    (Giants' nails.)

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