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    A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery.

    He got it from a poor Bania.

    Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

    Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

    Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.
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    Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
    examination?
    A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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    First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

    Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
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    Sardar Ji to Laloo: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

    Laloo rushed home angrily.

    After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.

    Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
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    A Nigger sent an SMS to his pregnant wife.

    A couple of seconds later the Nigger received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: "Delivered".
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    Black Husband: If I die, will you remarry?

    Black Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

    Black Husband: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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    There were two desi lovers: Lalu & Rabri. They loved each other so much that they planned to do Suicide.

    Lalu jumped first.

    Now it was Rabri's turn.

    Rabri closed her eyes, and returned back saying Love is Blind.

    Lalu, in mid-air opened his parachute saying Love never Dies.
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    A Nigger & Sardar Ji visit Gandhi Indian Stadium.

    Nigger: Why are all these people running?

    Sardarji: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

    Nigger: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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    A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor.

    A Sardar Ji came running.

    Sardar Ji shouted: "Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident".

    Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped from his office window in panic to go as-early-as-possible.

    While coming down when he was near tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.

    When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

    When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.
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    A Russian wife goes to police station.

    Russian Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday to bring potatoes. He has not returned home yet.

    Russian Inspector: Why don't you cook something else?
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