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    Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

    Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

    Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.
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    Little boy: Aunty, what is inside your stomach?

    Pregnant Lady: It's a cute little baby.

    Little Boy: If it is cute, why did u eat it?
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    Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.

    Bartender gives him a drink.

    Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.

    Bartender again gives him a drink.

    Santa again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.

    Bartender: When on earth the fight will start?

    Naughty Santa: When you will ask for money.
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    A Drunk man points towards sky and asks another drunk: Is it sun or moon?

    Second Drunk: I can't say what it is, because I am also new in the town.
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    Musharraf joined Pakistani army and was given a gun.

    Musharraf asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.

    Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.
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    A Pakistani army soldier walks into his officer's room.

    To impress him, the army office picks the phone, dials a number and said "Yes sir, I understand sir. I will tell the Prime Minister. Goodbye."

    Looking at the soldier he barked "What do you want?"
    "Nothing sir." he replied. "I just came to install your telephone."
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    Girlfriend: I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.

    Boyfriend: Very Good, I love you so much that I can wait for you for one year.
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    A Haryanvi Tau buys a ticket for Rs 100 and wins the lottery of 1 crore. He goes to claim it.

    Haryanvi Tau: I want Rs 1 crore.

    Lottery Agent: We give you 10 lakh today. The rest amount will be paid in next 6 months.

    Haryanvi Tau: Oh, no! I want all my money right now. If you don't do it today, then I want my Rs 100 back.
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    Laloo and his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.

    Laloo left a note on Rabri's bedside table, that said: "Dear Wife! Awake me at 5 am tomorrow."

    Next morning, Laloo awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his bedside table: "Dear Husband It's 5 O' Clock, get up.
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    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Blonde Wife: Why three?

    Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
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