That's excellent,Swetha!

Here I add intersting questions and answers!

Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
Ans: On the map.
.
which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest.

A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at at the other?
Ans:Cigarette.

I went to the Dentist last week and said "What can I do with these yellow teeth
of mine". The dentist replied " A brown tie might go well..."



Two television aerials met on a rooftop. They fell in love and were married. Although the ceremony was dreadful, the reception was excellent.



My brother is a bit of a joker and the other day he phoned our local gym and asked them if they could teach him the correct way to do the splits. They asked "Are you flexible"?

He replied "Wednesdays and Fridays are a problem, but otherwise no
problem.

I read a brilliant book recently entitled "The History of Superglue". Once I had
read it, the words stuck in my mind for ages.



What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes?

Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can.

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Oh God Cinmoy ji its funny

Oh My GOD!!! what a hilarious poem Swetha, its too good! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Chinmoy, they are really very very funny!

Incidentally, something that I always think of if TONGUE is <tang> then why isn't ARGUE = <aarg>????

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this happens to most of us

Most wonderfully explained answer, this makes every point clear. That's how the things happen for most of us. Thanks a lot.

Swetha you have posted really interesting and symbolically the difference of formal speaking and normal speaking.

I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

1-Take powder with water two hours before meals.
2-I am sorry to tell you that my husband has been reported dead.
3-"Then add water to milk and flour and stir it well to mix it.

ya,sunil you have corrected it

But i need you to add the flavor of comedy to it!

Imagine the meaning of those words!!!

I present few errors before you. Point out exactly where is the mistake

1.Prescription label: "Take powder two hours after eating in water"

2."I am glad to tell you that my husband has been repotted dead"

3.Recipe book "Then add the milk and the butter and rub the mixture well into the floor."

1- take a nice swim after two hours, once you have eaten powder.
2-I am glad my husband is reported dead, he was too stingy, I will find a better one. Apply for the post now.
3-Then rub the butter and milk on your bedroom floor, mixing some water to give your room a nice aroma and have a good sleep.